The moral of the story (Tami, you may not want to read this)

A turkey was chatting with a bull.
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> 'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the
> turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
> 'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull.
> 'They're packed with nutrients.'
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> The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him
> enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day,
> after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after
> a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
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> He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
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> Moral of the story:
> Bull Crap might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..
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